Monday, May 29, 2006

“If I could be a superhero…”

Stephen Lynch, “Superhero”, Superhero

Due to lack of posts (which is due to lack of eventful happenings), I’ve decided to make a list of what my superpowers would be if I were to become a superhero.  (Yes, I’m really bored.  I’m trying to do my Economics homework, but it’s just too boring.  When am I ever going to use that crap?)  I think that this list, though seemingly meaningless, shines a light onto my complicated personality.  …or maybe I stayed up until 4:30 last night watching Fresh Prince of Bel-Air on Nick at Nite, and now I’m a little out of it, whatever.

StrengthsWeaknesses
full moonsun
caffeineNutrasweet/Splenda
peace and quiet (with music, of course)stupid people, large groups, women

Come to think of it, I’d make a shitty superhero.  If I was Superman, I would probably spend all of my time in the Fortress of Solitude, and Lois Lane would be dead in a week.  I’d be too busy thinking of something clever to say to her to actually save her from whatever trap Lex Luthor put her in.  (Note to self, go see Superman Returns on June 30th, even if retarded friends decide it’s too rainy or some other bullshit.)