Sunday, April 30, 2006

Quentin Tarantino is fucking retarded.

I went to Sami F.’s birthday party last night.  Aside from the initial awkward silences, it was a really fun time.  Laser Tag, though unfairly divided team-wise, was a blast.  I was totally mediocre in one of the four games!  Anyway, next time I go, I’m bringing a clean shirt and deodorant.  Every one of us was sweating like madness.

Well, I’ve spent a week’s worth of shitty DSL-Lite bandwidth downloading a full DVD rip of Fun with Dick and Jane (3.90 GB), and we ended up watching it at Sami’s house before the Laser Tag (and also, after).  Maybe I'll still keep it, I don’t know yet.

Before the second viewing of Fun with Dick and Jane was Hostel, Quentin Tarantino’s latest glorified shit-pile to be released on DVD.  The best part of the entire movie was when it showed some guy watching Pulp Fiction, one of the greatest movies ever (that and Boondock Saints).  The rest was either softcore porn, poor special effects gore, or plot holes that could envelope a house.  At one point, a van begins moving before you hear the ignition!  I’m just glad that I didn’t pay the $5 or whatever to rent it.  Then, when Sami was complaining about all of the breasts, Brian asked her whose idea it was to watch Hostel, and she said Cavan recommended it.  Well what do you expect from Cavan?!