Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Sorry Democrats, I had to post this one

Hillary’s First Night As President

In January 2009, Hillary Clinton gets elected President, and is spending her first night in the White House.

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary asks, “How can I best serve my country?”
Washington says, “Never tell a lie.”
“Ouch!” says Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears.  Hillary asks, “How can I best serve my country?”
Jefferson says, “Listen to the people."
“Ohhh! I really don’t want to do that.”

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.  Hillary asks, “How can I best serve my country?”
Lincoln replies, “Go to the theater.”